Well England’s football team might have had a dismal World Cup, but at least the WAGs did the nation proud by epitomising the qualities that make us superior to every other nation on Earth – namely binge drinking, handbag shopping and hamming it up for the paps.
So to salute that fine squad of young women we institiuted the WAG gadget award. Trouble is there could only be one winner – LG’s Chocolate phone. It started in the hands of the very definition of a WAG, before making its way into the handbags of every WAG wannabe and WAG willneverbe. It’s got the strokeable touch sensitive controls, the colourful screen, and a free footballer comes with every purchase. Or at least I think that’s the latest promotion Carphone Warehouse are running….
Full list of shiny awards winners are here.