Described as “cheap and tawdry” (by Tory MP Anne Widdecombe) and “demeaning to women”, this is surely the tackiest Christmas gift around. If you know someone who would appreciate it – well, perhaps you should reconsider your friends. The USB Pole Dancer is an 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde, dancing on a podium that lights up.
And if you plug the USB Pole Dancer into your PC audio outlet, it’ll dance to your own music. If all that makes you want to grab the credit card, you can pre-order it from Boysstuff for a fairly hefty £29.95.
More USB gadgets:
USB Missile Launcher
Bond-style USB webcam