USB Pole Dancer – tackiest gift this Christmas?


Initially found on the high street in Marks and Spencer, this USB Pole Dancer was removed after series of complaints, but has now found a retail home online.

Described as “cheap and tawdry” (by Tory MP Anne Widdecombe) and “demeaning to women”, this is surely the tackiest Christmas gift around. If you know someone who would appreciate it – well, perhaps you should reconsider your friends. The USB Pole Dancer is an 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde, dancing on a podium that lights up.

And if you plug the USB Pole Dancer into your PC audio outlet, it’ll dance to your own music. If all that makes you want to grab the credit card, you can pre-order it from Boysstuff for a fairly hefty £29.95.

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Dave Walker
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