Top 10 gadgets that HAVEN'T converged with mobile phones yet

Your phone’s a camera. It’s an iPod. It’s a GPS satnav system. It’s a games console. It plays porn. It can do everything. Well, not quite everything. There are still a select few gadgets that haven’t been rolled into a phone yet. Here’s ten of ’em. Get to it, Nokia pointyheads…

1. Tin opener
2. Metal detector
3. Gun
4. Pacemaker
5. Egg whisk
6. Gimp mask
7. Lie detector
8. Parachute
9. Hair straighteners
10. Stairlift