Just think – if Peter Crouch doesn’t score in the World Cup, it’ll be at least August before you get to see the celebratory robotic dance. Can’t wait that long? Well, Bayraider has found the perfect half man/half robot substitute for your living room – a life-size Robocop.
Sadly it’s neither real or automated – it’s a statue – and not even an officially-licensed one. But it does have reality on its side – right down to the bullet marks on the armour. Starting bid is just under $3,000.
Want to know more? Find out about this and everything else on the weird side of eBay over at Bayraider.