MP3 players

The HD300 from MPIO is the latest iPod contender. The player is available in 20GB and 40GB flavours, with RRPs of £229 and £269 respectively. The player supports WMA, MP3, OGG and ASF file formats and offers 16 hours of battery life. There’s Mic and Line in recording with direct MP3 encoding and SRS WOW sound effects plus 9 equaliser modes. The MPIO’s major selling point is likely to be its bundled software, Think Free Office, which lets you read MS Office documents (Excel, Word, Powerpoint files, etc) and play them back on a computer – even if the PC you plug into doesn’t actually have Office on it. You might quite like to know that the touch control panel on the front was created by Synaptics, of laptop TouchPad fame. Available from MP3-Plus.

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  • why the irish never blew up all of england is beyond me. you people seriously are a waste of life.

    Petar Polska

  • you all have a point!the mpio sucks the shit out my ass!and i piss on its buttons!when i was a young irver me and the ipod used to rip the mpio off at school because we got bigger hard drives than him,he never went out to play with the other mp3 plays because they could see him grape smuggling his small hard drive around!so when windows came along they saw the poor mpio and upgraded him to read office documents!and the ipod got upgraded to view pictures!so the little mpio went to sulk in the corner and finger his inputs!and the iriver came and made a shit on his head!while the ipod puked over his diplay!

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    su un idiota.

  • i went to this transvestite technology convention and found that this little mp3 player was crying in the corner cause it had been bullied by the ipod and creative players. He told me his recharge hole was sore cause the ipod had knocked him onto the floor and violated him by forcing his enormous firewire cable into his tiny little hole. i asked him why he was so upset, as this was a convention for transvestites, and he said he was upset cause he enjoyed it so much!! so i called him a foggot and chucked him in the bin to go out with the trash!! ipods rule!!

  • i heard you can view sexel,cocksiff and sourpuss documents with this piece of shit mp3 play!fuck windows bollocks apple rocks my cock!i use the tip of my penis to scroll through the ipod menu and after a while it makes me cum so i cum on my hand and eat it, mmmm warm soggy cum dripping from my tonsils!

  • i stole an mpio from a shop once and it was such a crap i took it back for a refund!my friend has an ipod and i thought is was so crap i took it to the bathroom where i shook my trouser snake a few times and sprayed my love juice all over the screen!i had too try bill clintons idea with the head phones and it works really well exept the dog came and started licking my shit up and then instead of licking my cock he went off and licked my moms smelly poes!i was so cross that i told my friend to get in his airoplane and crash into the world trade centers!because my mom is american and i hate americans i think they are fat dirty pieces of shit!try crapping on your cd tray when it is out then push it in!it does the same thing when you fuck your dad in the ass before he takes a shit!

  • I DID NOT HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH AN APPLE IPOD!!!did you know if you stick the earphones up you ass it makes the crap loose so it runs down your leg, thats when i get malherbe`s wife to come lick it and suck my cock so the shit makes a nice warm feeling over my penis tip!she doesnt bother to wash her mouth out so i have to piss all over her face,then it runs down her saggy tits and into her ginger pubes and over her fat crab invested kunt,fuck mpio your mp3 player sucks and hillery wouldnt even stick it up her poes!

  • I agree with John, this is a really faggoty mp3 player. I tried using it to rub up against my gooch to try and have a nice spuit session. The unit must of shorted out when I cummed on it last week, because it gave my cock a shock. Now, thanks to this crap MPIO HD300, I can’t spuit straight anymore. When i tried spuiting in my wifes mouth at this orgy i missed and it landed on this other chicks asshole. But she quickly lapped it up anyway. Now because of this fucking player my wife has started to really like licking chicks assholes! She cant get enough. Just to satisfy her, I have to fuck her in the ass every day and let her blow me down, so she can atleast taste her own asshole. Sometimes she’ll get to excited and start licking on my arse-krusties. Thanks a lot MPIO, your player has turned my wife into a fucking anus licking addict.

  • mmmm, sounds tasty, like the time my monkey licked the peanut butter off my dried ballsack ipod holder and then shat on this mp3 player

  • this is the worst mp3 player ever exept for the vibration feature which i stick up my asshole!once it got stuck up there and i shat it out over the floor, then the dog came along and licked it up!my mom got so cross with me she pissed in my mouth!my dad saw my asshole was loose so he gave me a little ass fucking while the pooh ran down his saggy balls.overall i think that this mp3 player sucks balls!
    IPOD RULES!!!!ipod can make me cum!

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