Get the tissues ready; the Lover’s Guide is making a return to TV screens twenty years after the original’s release. You’re getting a bit more bang for your buck this time around though, as The Lover’s Guide 3D – Igniting Desire: How To Have The Best Sex of Your Life, as the name suggests, will now be in full stereoscopic 3D on Blu-ray. Phwooooooar…
All the action will be coming straight out of your TV and into your living room, offering a “never-before-seen sense of intimacy and massively richer viewpoint”. The voices of Gemma Bissix (Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Dancing on Ice) and Jeremy Edwards (Hollyoaks, Holby City) talk us through the, erm, moves in what we can only guess is painstaking detail.
It’s only has a 65 minute running time though. We were hoping it would be a bit longer. Oh, the list of these jokes is nearly endless.
It’s out on February 7th priced £15.99 on DVD and £24.99 for the 3D Blu-ray delights. Just in time for Valentine’s Day then, though you might want to run this one past your loved one first before purchasing; it’s not quite the same as getting a box of Quality Streets, is it?