I’m going to let you into a secret, I’m not in Barcelona, neither is Duncan. In fact, none of us are but then that just means there’s no sangria hangovers or bellies full of chorizo to slow us down.

Instead, we’re scouring the web for rumours and writing up the releases from the discomfort of our own desks to bring you all things Mobile World Congress 2009 the minute it breaks, and as promised…