Space Phallus – the best 8-bit game you've never played
Space Phallus Trailer @ Yahoo! Video
Space Phallus. Just from the name you already know what to expect. It’s an 8-bit shoot-em-up game featuring many, many cocks. You control the disembodied head of a dog, and you’ve got to make your way through space while waves of evil space penises assault you.
It’s available as downloads for Windows, Mac OS X and Linux, and it weighs in at about 10MB (well, the Windows version does, anyway). Download. Unzip. Cocks. The arrows move your ship around, z shoots, x shoots missiles, and c activates ‘fire breath’.
The best thing? It’s not only completely ridiculous, it’s actually an incredibly fun game, too. Kudos to creator Charlie of Charlie’s Games.
Space Phallus (via Rock, Paper, Shotgun)
GTA IV: Lost and Damned delivers full-frontal man-cock nudity
“Like cock?”, spammers ask me constantly. I’m not a massive fan, personally speaking, but I know that some people are, so I thought I’d share the news (and warning) that there’s a full frontal peen in a one of the cutscenes for GTA IV’s downloadable content – Lost and Damned.
A full video of the unpixellated scene is available on 1up, here.