82ASK is an SMS question service that’s the main rival to AQA here in the UK. You text it a question, and get an answer in response, paying a quid in the process. There’s clearly money in it, because 82ASK is splashing £1m on a relaunch, including changing its name to Texperts and projecting an ad onto the side of Wembley Stadium.
So, you’re at Glastonbury this weekend, and you have a burning question which you need the answer to RIGHT NOW. For example, ‘How do I get out of this mudforsaken hellhole?’ or ‘Why oh why oh why did I drink that third bottle of pear cider last night?’ Whaddya do?