Wake up to the delightful sounds of a woman's orgasm, with the Orgasmo Clock

Now, chances are, you're not getting a whole lot of action in bed. Why do I say that? Well, you're reading a post about an Orgasmo clock. Withdrawal symptoms, much?

When the alarm rudely awakens you at 6.40am to get you up on the tube in time, no longer will you have to listen to the harsh sounds of whatever radio DJ is mouthing off that morning, instead, the orgasmic sounds of a woman in the throes of passion can be a kind replacement. Just £12.99, which is a lot cheaper, and less effort, than a real girlfriend.

GoBaz's Orgasmo clock (via Gizmodo)

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