Try to control yourselves boys, it's just a girl wearing a USB keyboard bra

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Like some bizarre hybrid Hello Kitty and a geek’s wet dream, this Angel Kitty USB keyboard bra is…well…it does what it says on the tin. If your £39.99 Ikea-special desk doesn’t quite meet the mark in terms of keyboard-housing capabilities, how about a real life woman with one stuck to her boobs? Just manage to rope one into wearing the outfit (I’d suggest a good few Cosmopolitans laced with Rohypnol followed by a couple of shots of Bacardi), plug ‘er in to the USB slot and off you go. Let’s try and see you pull off this computer peripheral in the office next week!…

Warm up those RSI-ridden hands with a pair of USB heating gloves

usbgloves.jpg It’s bizarrely chilly in these parts of the world, due to those insane floods we’ve been having, so a nice pair of USB gloves is nothing to be laughed at. Even if they do adopt the colour and pattern that your grandfather’s socks are made from.

Starting at just £7.95, these USB gloves will warm you up in no time, and are compatible with anything containing a USB port. Just don’t forget to take them off when you get up to go to the loo, as your whole computer…

Animated Transformers t-shirts, not quite as cool as *actually* transforming obviously!

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Four more days until the Transformers film launches in the UK! Four more days until we can feast our (sadly) mortal eyes on what is definitely the movie of the year! Well, apart from The Simpsons movie, of course. Gaaahhh I can hardly wait!

Pledge your alliance to either the Autobots or Decepticons with these animated t-shirts ($34.99) from the nerd equivalent of Ralph Lauren, Think Geek. Each t-shirt lights up…

Shiny Shiny's list of the top five most unreadable watches

tokyo67.gif Susi from Shiny Shiny is renowned in our office for having the world’s most ridiculous watch. Like Macs, it looks good, but it doesn’t really work very well, and in most cases, she just uses the time on her BlackBerry rather than spending 40 minutes studying her Tokyo Flash timepiece.

Inspired no doubt by the shouty ‘NOW’ watch released the other day, she’s put together the top five most unreadable watches stupidity can buy you. Better keep a hold of your mobile phone just in case, natch…