Lots of things get killed whenever Sarah Palin opens her mouth - the English language, common sense, hope and dreams - but the most famous was this poor turkey, butchered in the background of a news report as Sarah 'Gee, Mom!' Palin rambled incoherently about America for ages and ages. The famous deceased turkey is now available on eBay , with the seller promising "the official turkey from the video which comes with a letter of authenticity...