I'd happily wait hours for the bus if benches were built according to Michael Schone's design. His creation is called the Boombench. It's essentially a very large Bluetooth stereo nailed to the ground that you can sit on with 60 watt co-axial speakers, two subwoofers and a bass bin with enough power to shake any booty with which it comes into contact. Just look at this lady's face if you don't believe me...