A company called KAYAC has developed a kind of "botanical interface" that allows plants to speak and emote with us little humans. And, as is any sentient life form's right, the plant has now started up a blog to air its inner angst. Midori, as the plant is known in the Japanese blog-o-sphere, has an auto-generated blog which can be found here. It's in Japanese, so won't make much sense, but should you have an understanding of the squiggly language you'll be able to read Midori's feelings...