Picture the scene: you're well off, have a lot of money, a fancy car and you'll even admit in public to voting for the Conservative Party. But something's missing... what else can you do to boast about your decadent lifestyle and make the poor hate you even more? You could try and get a posh mobile phone... but then, the fanciest phone on the market is the iPhone, and even paupers can afford one of those these days. You need something else to really set yourself apart from the riff-raff. There's a new application available for the iPhone called "I am Rich". It'll set you back $1000 and it does... absolutely nothing...