Gary Cutlack writes... Today might be the day my laptop finally breaks. I hope it does. The bloody thing cost me £850 about two and a half years ago but is now little more than an embarrassment and liability. So if it breaks, I'll be able to buy a new one for half that amount. One with three times the power and enough memory to open up several applications at the same time. And it'll be smaller and lighter. Please break, laptop. I don't love you any more...