Check this out. It's a printer. Only you're very unlikely to be able to pick it up from PC World this weekend, primarily because you can't pick it up and even if you could it wouldn't fit in your car. It wouldn't even fit in your dad's mate's van. Not even a long wheelbase. The ImagePRESS C7000 is 33 feet long, but can do 70 pages a minute at 1200 dpi. It's quite impractical, thinking about it, but there's something strangely fascinating about printers this big. Look. It's fantastic. It's like a mini factory.