Look, if we can write about laptop bags, we can write about sex-toy suitcases. It’s all technology-related. Really. The Rolling Toy Trunk looks like normal luggage, but is replete with all manner of secret pockets to store your bedroom baggage in a suitably discreet fashion.
There are literally lots of pockets, room for up to five ‘shelf boxes’, and enough velcro loops to hang all your handcuffs from. Oh, and everything’s fully washable, comes with glow-in-the-dark zips, and has in-line skate-style wheels to make it easy to pull around.
The trunk costs £247.99. Be warned though: walking through customs with a suitcase stuffed with vibrators is surely a nerve-wracking experience. Get pulled over for a baggage check, and you’ll need balls of steel to rise above the embarrassment. Actually, there’s probably a compartment for steel balls too…
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