Admit the truth - you used to be a Ministry of Sound fan, if not a Ministry of Sound club-goer. I'm happy to admit to the embarassing truth, many years back when I was a 15-year old anglophile living in Australia, I loved nothing more than scouring their magazines, dreaming of their amazing club nights. And then I moved to London and discovered they're shite. Whoops. That hasn't stopped Bebo from targeting other 5-year olds with the temptations of MoS clubbing and probable-illicit drug usage, as they've just signed a big deal with each other allowing kiddywinks on Bebo to upload their own dance mixes. Using...