Could it be possible that the Wii has finally crashed and burned, and is now lying on our shag pile by the telly in a heap of ashes? I ask this of you, dear readers, as it's come to our attention via WiiWii that my favourite-magazine-on-earth, Wired, has a picture of Martha Stewart icing a Wii cake on next month's cover. Has the Wii finally jumped the shark?...