The LEGO Ultimate Collector's Millennium Falcom (TM)

lego-falcon.jpgWe can only wonder how better a place the world would be if all the trillions of dollars grown men have spent on Star Wars merchandise was instead, perhaps, spent on something worthwhile like fighting disease, irrigating deserts, funding clean energy systems or terraforming Mars.

If you’re 34 and your wife doesn’t mind you spending £349.99 on Star Wars toys because, frankly, she’s given up and is having an affair with the plumber…

Turn your kids all Sith-like with this Star Wars Darth Vader laptop

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I just saw these Darth Vader laptops from Oregon the other day in person, and before I had the chance to write about them, Alex at Shiny Shiny beat me to it. We’re just too good here, *hair flick*

Aimed at kiddywinks, or your mate who resembles Nick Frost just a little too much for comfort, these ‘laptops’ are actually activity centres for children which contain ‘mind-blowing games in logic, music and other breathtaking activities’. Use the interactive light sabre and ‘choose a learning path with Darth Vader’,..

Father's Day Gadget Gifts: Novelty gadgets

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It’s getting closer and closer to Father’s Day, so if you haven’t as yet bought something for the man who was too silly to pop protection on, then why not consider these slightly silly novelty gadgets?

1.) USB Pole Dancer. Whether your ‘pa works in the daily 9-5 grind in an office cubicle, or drives a cab for a living (no doubt your place of conceivement), there’s sure to be a place where he can plonk this USB pole dancer. It’s only £29.95, but before you buy, feast your eyes on the vid we made of it a few months back and consequently almost got us banned from YouTube…