George Lucas embarasses his fans further with announcement of animated Star Wars: The Clone Wars film

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George Lucas has reaffirmed the notion in most Star Wars fanboys’ minds that he is disintegrating into a gnarled old man consumed with wreaking havoc on his back catalogue, by announcing the animated Star Wars: The Clone Wars film, out on August 15th.

You heard correctly. It’s leading on from where the 2002 movie Attack Of The Clones left off, and before 2005’s Revenge Of The Sith.

And is entirely animated.

At least we won’t have to put up with Hayden Christensen’s questionable acting, I suppose….

Star Wars-branded Adidas Super Stars

It’s the time of the year when a man’s thoughts turn to what kind of new cool trainers he’s going to wear while not leaving the house this summer.

So you might want to consider these. They are about Star Wars. They use the Star Wars font, legally, and have the classic and proven chassis of the Adidas Super Star going-outside show for sporty people as a base. They will be ideal for putting on your feet and placing beneath any PC desk for 12 hours at a time.

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Think Geek's Star Wars slippers demand you choose between forces

star-wars-slippers.jpgI love how these Star Wars slippers from ThinkGeek epitomises geekiness in every extremity. Can you imagine sitting back, playing Lego Star Wars on your PS2, and having these bad boys warming your tootsies up?

As with all decisions you make in life, there’s the good and the bad option – do you sheath your feet in Jed-friendly Yodas, or evil Sith-like Darth Vaders? The decisions, the decisions. After you’ve tossed up the pros…