Amazon parcels ‘could be delivered to HS2 passengers at their seat’

HS2 passengers could get Amazon packages delivered to their seat, a train manufacturer has claimed. Bombardier Transportation, which is bidding to win a £2.75 billion contract to build the high-speed trains in a joint venture with Hitachi Rail, is developing technology which would enable onboard click-and-collect services. Martin Rennoldson, sales director at Bombardier, said the…

Samsung patent for ladeez mobile phone which informs when to get up the duff

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Samsung are churning out the mobile phone patents faster than you can say “but I’m really quite content with my Motorola, actually”, and Engadget have just got wind of one designed specifically for the ladeez.

The unnamed phone contains an application which is capable of tracking a woman’s fertile periods, so the user can be updated on when the best time to conceive is, and when you really should be using the rubber…