Friday's stupid gadget: The GoateeSaver

If you want to go from this…

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…to this…

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…then, you need this…

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…and a whole load of therapy, not because of having to adjust to a new hairless life and not because you probably should have used Imac but because you just spent $20 on what is basically a bowl cut for your face.

If you’re still reading this, then you’re probably a redneck and think the GoateeSaver is a wonderful, no, darn tootin’ idea…