The LG Shine Wood will cause many pants-tents when it launches in Korea

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Got wood? Err, no, I’ve just got titanium black, actually. It’s the phone which will spark a thousand euphemisms, but unfortunately you’ll have to live in Korea in order to employ some clever double entendre, and obviously with the language difference, it wouldn’t work anyway.

The Wood (or LG-LB2500H for those with a memory unaffacted by constant model number remembering), isn’t actually made…