So much to look at. Between the handsets, the headsets and the four alluring eyes – two wild and predatory and the others homely but cheeky – I’m not sure what it is that LG want me to buy? Believe me, I’m in but am I supposed to be shelling out for a new phone or for a picture of a pretty girl on the phone box? Perhaps this is why LG has named their new mobile phone the LG Decoy?…