One of the perpetual problems of relationships occurs when the couple has to get up at different times. (As a writer, I know this problem well since I never have to get up, ever, so any time anybody wants to get up is at odds with my schedule.) Designer Meng Fandi has come up with a possible solution. The Ring Alarm has two vibrating rings and a computerized charging cradle. The cradle is used to program each ring to vibrate at a certain time. Voila: a buzz for him, and a buzz for her. (Or him and him or her and her; it's not prejudiced.) A more detailed diagram of this follows the jump. [GT]

Ring Alarm [via SciFi Tech]

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Now you can have all the thrills of a Renaissance Fair right in your home (without the insane cover charge, drunken louts, "prithee"ing or the Renaissance-grade body odour) with the remote control jousting knights from ThinkGeek. Each set includes 2 R/C Horses (one 27MHz and one 40 MHz) with knock-offable knights and lances. Once you unseat your opponent's knight from his steed, their control over their horse stops. Uses 8AA batteries (2 per horse and 2 per remote) - included! Video of the noble knights in action, and fighting a fearsome dragon, after the jump. $39.99 [GT]

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"To understand the concept of digital water, imagine something like an inkjet printer on a large scale, which controls droplets of falling water," said Carlo Ratti, head of the MIT's Senseable City Laboratory. This is the principle behind the Digital Water Pavilion, a structure designed for Expo 2008 in Zaragoza, Spain. Thousands of water jets will be programmed to show images or text, but made of simply a thin film of water which can be easily walked through. "The entire surface becomes a one-bit-deep digital display that continuously scrolls downward." Hard to picture? Check out the video at DigitalWaterPavilion.com. [GT]

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Zhang Zhengrong oversees the Shanghai hotline for pregnant teenage girls, and says almost half of the 20,000 callers met their beaux over the Internet. Therefore, the Internet is responsible! "Most of the fathers disappeared after learning about the pregnancy, and some of the mothers did not even know the fathers' names," the China Daily said. Also, that never happened before the Internet! The "the Internet is to blame" idea seems mostly to have come from that a survey by Zhang's hospital showed fewer than 8% of parents spoke to their children about sex, and almost 80% of young people learned about sex from the Internet. So if there's an upswing in the number of Chinese midgets spanking men covered in Thousand Island dressing, we'll know... they're reading South Park transcripts over the Internet. [GT]

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Once again, a valiant Englishman is about to do what no one has ever done before -- but this time it's not so much "because it's there" (as Mallory said about Everest) but rather "because it's not there anymore." British adventurer Lewis Gordon Pugh is planning to swim one kilometer to the Geographic North Pole in temperatures of minus 1.8 C (28.7 F) wearing only Speedo trunks, a cap and goggles. He will be swimming in waters created by melted sea ice, and hopes to draw attention to the damage climate change is doing to the world's most vulnerable ecosystems. He has said, ""Just five or 10 years ago this swim would never have been possible. "It's deeply regrettable that it's possible now because of the devastating effects of climate change," said Pugh. The swim, known as the Investec North Pole Challenge, will take place on Sunday, July 15 and will take around 21 minutes to complete. If he is successful, Pugh will break his own record which he set in 2005 off Antarctica when he swam in temperatures of 0C. [GT]

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