Idiot analyst predicts death of mouse by 2013

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Just to clarify: that’s not one individual mouse – such as a cheeky, fun-loving rodent inhabiting said analyst’s house, much to the annoyance of his hapless, accident-prone cat. No he’s talking about the humble computer mouse, invented back in 1963 by Douglas Engelbart and probably now attached to over a billion personal computers even as I type this. No matter; Garter analyst Steve Prentice reckons that their final days will come in the next 3-5 years.

Here I come to sue the day: Apple in trouble over Mighty Mouse

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Well, here’s a turn up for the books – someone else is suing Apple and thus the shoe moves from one foot to the other. I doubt it’s the first time but with a history of threats against all manner of smaller developers and even the city of New York, it’s rather pleasing to see that Jobs Inc. are in the shtook even if it’s only a small amount.

The legal issue in question comes over the Apple Mighty Mouse…

Logitech announces V450 Nano cordless laser mouse

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Logitech has announced it latest rodent gadget, the V450 Nano cordless laser mouse. Targeted at professionals who use a notebook PC or MacBook (presumably they don’t want any casual users touching it) it uses 2.4GHz wireless technology, an advanced laser sensor for smoother tracking and precision on most surfaces, 12-month battery life, and an ergonomic design featuring soft rubber grips…

Microsoft unveils Vista-inspired Wireless Laser Desktop 7000

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Clearly the chaps at Microsoft must be using a different version of Vista to me, because right now the only keyboard design Vista is inspiring me to make is one that I can twat them over the head with. New Windows meant new law suits fancy functions which I’ll begrudgingly admit that while being a massive drain on the system do look rather snazzy.

Naturally you’ll want a keyboard and mouse that complement this sleek design and so Microsoft is providing the goods with the latest Wireless Laser Desktop 7000. The keyboard part is an ultrathin Comfort Curve design (read: the keys are aligned in a sort of bend). It’s a 2.4GHz wireless model and comes with the already available 7000 wireless rechargeable mouse.