Twitter Name: @mr_belding

Who Are They? Richard Belding, the principal from TV's Saved By the Bell.

Profile Reads: "Go-getting principal with a spring in my step and a stamp collection! That's just my little joke."

Number of updates: 50

Number of Followers: 21

Three Sample Tweets:

"We're going out for lunch today... Do I wear the beige jacket with the brown shirt, or the brown jacket with the beige shirt?"

"I'm so bored today... Mrs Belding's gone out shopping, and I'm at a loose end. Would it be weird if I went down to the Max?"

"I've only managed to learn six students' names so far... It's alright, I'm sure I'll pick up some more next week, right?"

They're Obviously Not Real Because... Zack, Screech et al. graduated long ago, thankfully.