Twitter Name: @MelvinBison

Who Are They? The last enemy on Street Fighter 2. It's nice of this Twitterer to reveal the M stands for "Melvin". No wonder he's so angry.

Profile Reads: "PSYCHO CRUSHER!"

Number of updates: 52

Number of Followers: 390

Three Sample Tweets:

"Wii Fit called me fat today. Sagat laughed, so I beat him unconscious with the balance board – a surprisingly robust workout!"

"ATTENTION: The next person to say that my majestic chin reminds them of Jay Leno will be promptly annihilated by PSYCHO BEARS."

"Hmm. What is a six letter word beginning with 's' that means 'something you might do to a crying child'? Wait! I have it: SMOTHER."

They're Obviously Not Real Because... Pretty sure the real M. Bison wouldn't reveal his first name as Melvin, having gone this long avoiding using his embarassing moniker.