The UK's warship fleet is getting itself an update, with versions of worst-windows-ever Windows 2000 and best-windows-ever XP rolling out across the fleet. First to replace its ageing custom software with the "new" Windows operating systems is the HMS Montrose, which will soon enter a refitting phase where its old kit will be replaced by standard PCs. The Type 23 frigates, which make up the bulk of our sea-faring death machines, are expected to gradually switch over to Windows machines as and when they're due for a servicing, and, as ever, it's all about reducing costs. Navy man Commodore Graham Peach said the Windows-based warships "will enable us to provide...