The globally beloved small laptop maker has said it's well on target to sell 11.3 million notebooks and netbooks this year and will shift a massive 20 million next year, making it one of the "top four" laptop sellers in the world. Asus is currently hiring old women and buying hair-nets and raw materials in an attempt to boost its factory output by 77% this year, as it attempts to cope with rocketing demand for its extremely wide - and rapidly widening - range of cheap laptops...