Most well-established couples have a set toilet routine. One of you goes for a number two, and the other tactfully avoids the bathroom for an hour or so, to ensure they never have to confront the malodourous aftermath. And vice versa. Everyone's happy.
The makers of TwoDaLoo want to change that. They've made a two-person toilet, presumably hoping the couple that poos together, stays together. Better still, it uses one flush for both of them, to save water - and thus the planet. Those of you who poo alone, feel ashamed.
There's even a high-end version with an iPod dock and seven-inch LCD TV built in. A snip at $1,400, I'm sure you'll agree. If these things aren't standard in new-builds by 2010, there's something wrong with the world.
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