A slightly self-conscious youth by the name of Ashley has spent the last few weeks furiously creating his own version of Master Chief's armour, as worn in such blockbuster games as Halo, Halo 2 and Halo 3.
Now usually, this sort of experimental teenage dress-up activity is confined to the bedroom. But brave Ashley has stuck a video of him modelling his work up on to YouTube for the education and mocking entertainment of the world. Watch him flex and pose like Master Chief off his tits in a gay disco:
Brilliant work. Not an egg box in sight. Shame the ambience of the scene is ruined by the background activity, which seems to involve Ashley's mum making him his dinner.
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