Should you find yourself at a loose end on Christmas Day, with nothing but a laptop and Internet connection, then here are twenty things you could do to pass the time until the Boxing Day sales start and you can go and buy yourself a new sofa. Though I think Zara might have something to say about not being geeky on Christmas Day 1. Find as many ways of watching the Queen's Christmas Day speech as possible Yes, yes, it's on BBC1, ITV1, BBC HD, and Sky HD, but this year it will be sent out as a podcast, will be available on the BBC News web site, and will no doubt appear on YouTube at some point - probably by some geek testing out his new laptop. 2. Download the lyrics for as many Kylie Minogue songs and start singing them at 6.50pm Yes, Kylie's in Doctor Who, and you can ruin the whole experience by singing "I Should Be So Lucky" as the Titanic goes down.