Not exactly a 'sleb you want to see toting the new iPhone days after it launched, Coleen McLoughlin has been blamed for slow sales in the UK, in urgent rumours spreading throughout the technology industry (made up by me).
Fanboys across the country are signing petitions, urging the D-lister to make like her fashion icon, Batman, and fly away to a distant land in that cape, so as to avoid any embarassing situations involving fingers being pointed, and the words "HA-HAH, YOU HAVE THE SAME PHONE AS WAYNE ROONEY'S MISSUS!" being uttered by Microsoft zealots.
(via The Sunday Mirror)
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