Or… one of those electric buggies old people get, only made to look all modern and cool.
It locks with a key, which the maker’s web site points out as a feature, so we’ll presume that’s something rather aspirational in the world of electric mobility vehicles. Plus those side panels are removable for cruising along the seafront in the summertime.
Would it be offensive to people with genuine disabilities to buy one of these and drive it around town like a hooligan for fun? Probably. Still, it’s electric and therefore environmentally sound, so you might be able to carry it off by saying you’re an eco-warrior pushing back the bourdaries of 21st century transportation, not just lazy.