Imagine the reaction if, next time Steve Jobs does an Apple keynote, he dances onstage wearing just a teeny-weeny metallic bikini. It could happen. Well, alright, it couldn’t. But it’s a mental image to savour, hmm?
Why am I quacking on about Steve Jobs and bikinis? It’s an indirect (VERY indirect) way of introducing the fact that Korean firm JWin has just unveiled a range of iPod bikinis, which incorporate wireless controls for Apple’s digital music player.
Next week, the Microsoft thong. You know Bill Gates could rock that look at a Windows developer conference…