The world's first George W. Bush butt plug

bushbuttplug.jpgI can’t even think of any good jokes to introduce this gadget. At least, not any that are funnier than the gadget itself. It’s a butt plug modelled on George W. Bush. Which is maybe apt given he takes so many major decisions seemingly with his head stuck up his… Well, I said the jokes weren’t funny.

Anyway, seller LoveHoney describes it as a “pert, pleasingly satisfying” butt plug. It’s about five inches from head to base, is made of silicone, and should take less than 45 minutes to prove its qualities as a weapon of (sorry) ass destruction. Oof. Yours for £34.99.

George W. Bush butt plug






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Stuart Dredge

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