I can’t even think of any good jokes to introduce this gadget. At least, not any that are funnier than the gadget itself. It’s a butt plug modelled on George W. Bush. Which is maybe apt given he takes so many major decisions seemingly with his head stuck up his… Well, I said the jokes weren’t funny.
Anyway, seller LoveHoney describes it as a “pert, pleasingly satisfying” butt plug. It’s about five inches from head to base, is made of silicone, and should take less than 45 minutes to prove its qualities as a weapon of (sorry) ass destruction. Oof. Yours for £34.99.