And yes, before you ask, it’s had the software update to stop you falling off it. And that was a feature, in any case, not a bug. Really.
Anyway, this Segway was used in the marvellous US sitcom Arrested Development, and belonged to the character Gob, who did a chicken dance on it in one episode. And now it’s on sale on eBay. Also today on Bayraider: get your own Madame Tussauds waxwork made, and buy Madonna’s customised Doc Martens. They’re cheaper than a baby from Malawi!