Been invited to a Batman fancy-dress party, and can’t find a thing to wear? It’s a common problem, as you can imagine. You get down to the local costume shop to find they’ve only got one Joker outfit left, and it’s an XXL. D’oh! But help is at hand on eBay, assuming you don’t mind turning up as Batgirl. Someone’s selling a costume, which they’ll make to your exact measurements. Now you’re ready to fight crime (or lurk by the punch bowl) with pride!
Also today on Bayraider: a scrapbook autographed by Tom Cruise and the stars of Days Of Thunder, and your chance to become an executive producer on a documentary film about the world of balloon-twisters.