Yes, now you too can have the Christmas-themed toy you’ve always dreamed of. That’s right, it’s a Snowman. Who parachutes. Really, what could be better? I’m not sure I could think of anything at all – even if you tortured me with a never-ending loop of "A Spaceman Came Travelling" by Chris de Blurgh (cheap gag, apols). Not only does he slide sedately down on his jockey hat, he also kicks his legs in excitment whilst playing Christmas tunes that will leave you immobile with rage after the third listen. Am I talking about the Snowman or Chris? You decide.